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*The President visits Minnesota...again.

*The Ownership Society

*Olympics and US basketball 1

*Olympics and US basketball 2

*A safer America

*Republicans slamming Kerry

*Saddam: let the trial begin.

*Cheney's f**king outburst.

*Laid off teachers...now what?

*Limbaugh (and the media in general) and Clinton's book.

*Dick Cheney and his Saddam-Al Qaeda link

*Powell and his terrorism report...

*Rain in May...mosquitos in June

*Congratulations Twolves on a great season.

*Gas prices: Surely, the White House can fix this?

*Donald Rumsfeld: the best Sec of Defense ever?

*Donald Rumsfeld's required reading

*Norm Coleman vs Al Franken--Norm doin' comedy

*Nader 4 Prez? Not this time.

*"I am the war president."

*Anthony Scalia, Dick Cheney, and a duck are in a boat...

*It's colder at the South Pole than it is in North Dakota.

*President Bush, "I blame it all on the lack of proper intelligence."

*Paul O'Neill's book

*Are we safer now?

*Getting ready for Saddam's trial.

*Drug companies, medicaid, and AARP

*The economy is rockin'!! The war?...whatever.

*Bush: "Things are so good, they're bad, like, I be bad."

*Bestsellers? OK, but non-fiction?

*Guv Arnold...gulp...or is it...grope?

*Norm working at working together

*Twins won the division...the Vikes are 3-0...all is good.

*Dubya, "Give me money...that's what I want...yeah."

*Bring 'em on? Sorry 'bout the confusion. 

*"Fair and Balanced" and the Minnesota State Fair.

*Cell phones more dangerous than driving drunk

*The President...lying?

*The authenticity of Saddam's tape

*Jesse calling the "please call me" list.

*Dubya: "Bring them on!"

*Jessica Lynch: the continuing saga

*Searching for Saddam's DNA: progress report

*Searching for Saddam's DNA

*The Jessica Lynch Story--the rights to

*WMD? Depends on the definition of the word "had."

*Posted signs in restaurants "No Guns Allowed."

*NY Times issues numerous corrections/talk radio

*Bush's re-election strategy

*Vehicles of Mass Destruction

*Concealed hook legislation

*Can't see a thing...flags on all the windows

*The war is officially over when..."

*After Iraq, then where?

*Freedom food

*New Iraq-al Qaeda link.

*Investigating Qwest

*Rumsfeld confounded by SO MANY PEOPLE willing to support terrorism.

*PrezBush, "Did he just call me a wimp?!!!"

*Jesse: still the most dangerous man in America?

*Minnesota drivers: contributing factors

*SOTU speech: "We are winning." Who? Us?

*Norm Coleman defending the President's tax plan

*Norm Coleman in Washington: "Everything is wow, wow, wow."

*Alas, Jesse...we hardly knew ye.

*Iraq's arms report. 12,000 pages! How long to read it?

*We want information! Information about Cheney's energy commission?

*Deficit? Don't blame the guv.

*Guy Noir answers life's persistent questions.

*Heads we win, tails Saddam loses.

*What would Jesus drive?

*Kissinger and Poindexter--mutual fans

*Poindexter and Osama...sharing a similar goal.

*Either go along with the Homeland Security Act and the Patriot Act, or move to France

*Jesse the Jackal?

*Senator Barkley goes to Washington

Norm and Dubya...who owes who?

*Getting back to business

*Paul...rest in peace.

*Wellstone gets his wings

*Norm Coleman gets a cool mil from Americans For Job Security.

*Norm Coleman asking for Dubya to come stumping one more time.

*Dubya comes to stump for Normie Boy.

*Norm Coleman talking to Bush about his campaign.

*A frustrated Bud Selig

*THIS is the thanks Bud Selig gets for helping Carl build a new stadium.

*Jesse anticipating his trip to Cuba

*Saddam allowing inspectors into Iraq

*Whack Iraq! It would be shame to let such a great slogan go to waste

*9/11--the anniversary

*GW: "I don't need no stinkin' badge."

*Baseball strike? What about the fans?...Yes, those fans.

*West Nile Virus and bigger problems

*Overthrowing Saddam and replacing him with our own man.

*Reporting terrorism

*Baseball strike vs an asteroid strike

*Who's gonna bail out GW this time?

*Qwest and their accounting methods

*No John Walker Lindh trial?!!! The Media misses out.

*CEOs doing real jail time? Uh huh.

*Restating one's earnings.

*The Prez getting ooooooo so mad about fudged numbers.

*Recipes For Disaster--A Cooked Book

*WorldCom in the business of communicating.

*Phone companies' questionable accounting methods

*Jesse's future? With the Media? 

*Jesse not running. And who is running now?

*Bush's justifying his first strike attitude

*Padilla's constitutional rights

*Bush's first strike attitude and the US's arrogance

*Government incarcerating people for "potential" misdeeds.

*Global Warming and the United States' involvement

*FBI and its expanded new powers

*Legalized sparklers now as a political issue.

*Terrorist mosquitoes carrying the West Nile virus and the FBI

*Identifying the Press

*"Terrorist attacks almost certain" and the eternal Red Alert condition.

*The memo the FBI received re: the terrorist attacks

*Jimmy Carter in Cuba and American baseball

*Jesse running for office during his next lifetime

*Paul Wellstone in Hollywood campaigning.

*Norm Coleman wanting some support from Hollywood

*Pledging allegiance for a beer

*The short attention span of tv news viewing audience.

*Botox. If you got permanent frown lines...

*Ashcroft and those pesky suicide boomers.

*Guv gonna run? Is you or ain't you?

*Pope's invitation to US priests.

*Terrorist as defined by a walleye.

*Twins home opener

*Color-coded terrorist attack alerts

*From box cutters to nuclear weapons

*Using nuclear weapons...but they'll be small...tiny, actually. 

*Collateral damage and nuclear weapons

*Jesse recommends controversial budget cuts

*Denouncing all critics of the President's actions as traitors

*Norm Coleman needing a favor from the Prez.

*Normie Boy diggin' riding in the Presidential helicopter

*The Prez stumps for Norm Coleman

*Mandatory Pledge of Allegiance in our public schools

*Minnesota's shadow government.

*The existence of the Dept of Disinformation

*ATV's--Axles of Evil

*In quest of Mr. Cheney's list of energy task force participants.

*Government getting into the matchmaking biz.

* The Office of Strategic Docudrama and Historical Revisions

*Qwest wanting to become more a part of our lives

*Going north to escape the heat.

*Drug users supporting terrorism.

*Yucca Mountains--the perfect place to store the presidential papers.

*New FBI alert, this time much more specific...

*Osama bin Laden lottery scratch game? As seen by Osama hizzelf

*Osama bin Laden lottery scratch game? Al Qaeda should love this.

*Kenneth Lay pleading the fifth.

*Accounting shenanigans? That's what credit cards are for!

*Axis of Evil? How 'bout Axles of Evil.

*Enron's far-reaching consequences

*Jesse: The Musical

*St Paul renaming their winter carnival to something more appropriate

*Ice fishing houses and rights of privacy

*The problems regarding the Twin Cities projected population increase.

*Enron using fuzzy math and the President empathizing.

*Enron? Take the money an' run? How prophetic.

*Contract me?!!! Bud Selig?!! Who have these guys been listening to?!!

*Criticizing anything concerning the President being viewed as unpatriotic. 

*Revising wind chill formulations in order to preserve Minnesota's hearty, Viking-like image.

*Exploding shoes...when will it end?

*Time for Vikings fans to go home.

*Starting off the new year on a positive note.

*It's been a long time since I've felt this safe.

*Four-day school week? Yeah, baby.

*Obesity in America

*Obstructionism

*John Ashcroft defines "suspected terrorists."

*TV news? Unbiased?

*Bud Selig gets a visit from Jesse.

*How bad are things? Bad enough for executives to give themselves a pay cut? Nah...

*Snow Emergencies and those lacking off-street parking

*Osama still on the loose

*Cloning as deemed by the music industry

*Odds of death while shopping vs. staying at home

*Bud Selig takes a logic exam

*Low gas prices

*John Ashcroft and his expanded powers re: Bill of Rights

*Bud Selig acting terroristic. 

*Fear of flying, back to the beginning.

*Terrorism and living a normal daily life.

*Patriotism and the SUV

*Jesse getting in on the baseball contraction action now that it's in the national spotlight.

*Carl Pohlad wants a street named after him.

*The end of the Twins? Who cares. (according to Bud Selig).

*Undisclosed locations--very useful

*Airport security and what they will confiscate

*Reversing conservation measures initiated by the previous administration.

*Never you mind why we're giving money to very rich people and big corporations.

*Being a Yankees fan...just this one time.

*Patriotism and breaking into song.

*Are the media obsessed with anthrax? This special report...

*Think bioterrorism is scary now? Wait until Stephen King discovers it.

*Suspicious envelopes

*Sending airline lobbyists into Afghanistan as a highly efficient strike force.

*Losing one's job is their personal Ground Zero

*Concerned Vikings fan and more important things to be concerned about.

*The Complete Idiot's Guide To Islam (sold out.)

*Patriotism vs ignorance via an Afghan hound.

*Me?! Leave my apartment?! No way. It's a great place for an infidel.

*Airlines to cut meal service...at least something good has come of all this.

*Rid the world of Evil? I've made a list...

*Rid the world of Evil? Hey, no prob.

*Even here 1200 miles from the terror, it hits home.

*Praying to the same God

*Keep America strong, healthy. Be a patriot. Shop

*Why does so much of the world hate us?

*What we really need is a terrorism defense shield

*Missile Defense System and terrorism

*High cost of medical coverage

*Finding a nice comfy EZ chair for the entire football season

*Meeting men in MN during football season

*Jesse and the state employees' strike

*GW returns from vacation

*The price of gas and an explanation.

Walleye-on-a-stick--oh, the humiliation.

*Powerball frenzy

*Shark attacks and the local news.

*Getting money from the government in the mail.

*Distractions while driving/car phones

*Now that Prez Bush has determined when life begins...

*Al Gore and the new beard

*KKK rally

*Rebate checks and those who won't be getting one.

*Bill Clinton's book deal

*The heat and why we live here.

*Cell phones and ability to drive/talk

*PrezBush takes his ball and goes home.

*Randy Moss and the Big Contract

*Vikings fan vs Twins fan, and....it's football season again!!!

*Sensor devices in cars to detect forgotten articles in dangerous temperatures.

*Stem cells, back when life was simpler

*Prez Bush and fuzzy math

*Don't call the Twins small market!

*New state flag?

*Bush not kowtowing to Corporate America

*George Bush and the science of global warming/missile defense shield

*Food that's "bad" for you and government intervention

*Jesse shutting down the state government

*Bush's European trip and global warming

*Global warming? I'm more concerned about summer warming.

* Bush's tax refund

*Congress abolishing the marriage penalty, rued by the convicted bigamist.

*Child-care credit and amour

*Jesse takin' it easy whilst the legislature is workin' overtime.

*Norm Coleman and the President's statement that when Norm calls, he will take the call 2.

*Norm Coleman and the President's statement that when Norm calls, he will take the call 1.

*Oil companies drilling for oil everywhere

*Bob Kerrey and Jesse's definition of an outdoorsman

*Gas prices and a sign of personal virtue re: GWB.

*Jesse and the Dalai Lama-upcoming scenes (bra reincarnations)

*Minnow shortage in MN vs. an energy shortage in CA

*Civilians In Space

*Gas prices and high water

*Drug War and civilian plane shot down by Peru

*Jesse and the Dalai Lama-upcoming scenes (part-time Dalai?) 

*Timothy McVeigh and reality tv

*Statistics re: gun ownership

*Teachers' salaries and their ability to strike

*Arsenic in drinking water

*Still more Gore votes in Florida

*Handing out ambassadorships

*Submarine, political favors, and the Lincoln bedroom

*School shootings and bullies, and the Uncle Sam the biggest bully of all?

* VP Cheney's health and campaign contributors

*Racial profiling

*Handgun permits

*Foot in mouth disease surfacing in MN, featuring Jesse. Frequently appropriate cartoon.

*Venturaland-re: the cartoon that runs in the SPPPD, Jesse's need to promote, and his thin skin

*Jesse's income

*Clinton and his pardons

*Energy shortages

*New area codes and longer, more complicated phone numbers

*Disappointed Viking fans

*Reality TV

*Jesse's new tax plan and how everything revolves around him

*High natural gas bills

*Clinton wearing a "I Survived the Clinton Years" sweatshirt

*Barry McCaffrey and his claims of winning the War On Drugs

*Vote recount and census

*Reassuring one's self that winter cannot persist much longer

*Qwest and it's poor service

*Ashcroft, the Republicans, and passionate conservatism

*Ted Turner paying UN dues

*Paranoia about getting your car towed during a snow emergency

*Passionate Viking fan and his acceptance by Minnesotans

*The advantages of dating a man who owns his own snow plow

*Bush Jr, TIME Man o'the Yr, and the election

*Florida recount, looking for "smoking gun" evidence

*The housing market and ice houses

*Jesse, his income, and the MN mayor who posed nude for Playgirl

*The Supreme Court and its new-found fame from being on TV

*The election night TV commentary confusion